ALERT THE MEDIA: I HAVE DESIGNED AN UNDESIRABLE SHIRT

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He hasn't been a presidential candidate in weeks, but there's one title no one will ever, EVER be able to take away from Representative Dennis Kucinich: Original (muthafuckin) Gangsta.



I was thinking about running a couple hundred t-shirts with that design on them, but then I realized that I'd end up sitting on roughly 198 shirts. Aside from that, I don't have enough money to buy 100 shirts, let alone have shit printed on them. Really, this was just a poorly thought out scheme from the word go.



Something tells me this one has more marketing potential, as the public and media have blown the hotness of Kucinich's wife WAY out of proportion recently (I have no doubt that 15 years ago she was an absolute bombshell, but I'd need to down a lot of Geritol before I'd consider her a sex symbol in the here and now). Even so, I cannot argue against the fact that the man is a pimp in every sense of the word, excluding those senses that involve his managing prostitutes, mercilessly beating women, murdering Johns who fail to pay for sexual acts, and wearing over sized fedoras with peacock feathers in them. I just feel that the whole "so and so is a pimp" thing is beyond boring at this point, so I'm sticking with O.G. as my quasi-caption of choice.

Here's to Kucinich in 2012 and, time permitting, 2016! Give 'em hell and socialized medicine, Dennis!